Dear GMAC Mortgage
I don't appreciate having to spend two hours on the phone with you - to find out that you applied my March payment to pay my quarterly property taxes instead of taking it from my escrow account. I mean, that's what an escrow account is for, right?!?! Just checking! And, NO, I will not make a "double payment" to fix YOUR mistake - MOVE IT FROM MY ESCROW ACCOUNT. Making me pay a "late payment" fee to apply money to the right place isn't cool either in case you're wondering.
A homeowner who understands accounting better than you...and may call the Better Business Bureau
You kinda made my day when you helped me find Dansko clogs for $20.
If you don't start delivering my mail on a more consistent basis, I will be camping out EVERY. SINGLE. DAY to complain to the Postmaster. Oh, and not delivering the mail is kinda like stealing it.
A woman who knows her stuff is missing
Dear Crazy Lady
No, your family DOES NOT own my house. Please stop taking pictures of it, sitting in your car along my fence line and & staring and walking through my yard. Next time, I will call the police.
Someone who is a little freaked out
Please keep up with all my crazy viewing habits. It's April and we're in the home stretch. I promise you'll get a break during the summer.
The fool paying Comcast a fortune
Please open a restaurant near me. I'm tired of people taunting me with their Route 44 sweet tea or other happy hour treats. I want one too! :-)
The girl who got addicted in TX, but lives in MA