Oh, I just love the end of our fiscal year. All the deadlines and chaos make us all so... cheerful and energetic. *POOF* There goes today's delusion bubble - and we're back to reality!
I apologize in advance for the rant in which I am about to deliver.
Ok, senior leadership team... did you REALLY think I was kidding you when I said something is wrong with our revenue recognition process 9 months ago?!?! Did ya??? Were the numerous emails I sent you asking for help funny?
I implore you; PLEASE explain to me why on God's green earth you decide NOW that I'm actually FREAKING RIGHT!!! Further more, explain to me what the hell you're smoking... To think that I can now find almost a million dollars BY.MY.SELF!!!! Oh, and while were at it - give me a detailed description of how I'm supposed to lead my team, do my actual job and still find all this money with 3 days left in the fiscal year. Ugh...
Someone hand me coffee, chocolate and a margarita - I don't care in what order. :-)